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1) Intermittently, it’s starting to make a strange buzzing noise.
2) The lower righthand corner closest to where hinge is on the door is starting to rust and flake for some reason.
3) The triple function anti-Vegemite, anti-avocado, anti-mayonnaise feature that I installed based on a kit I bought on an obscure privately-funded website doesn’t seem to be working the way that I thought it might. I really expected it to neutralize the effects of those three poisons for at least 500 meters in circumference to the microwave, but I don’t think that’s happening. Grrrrrrr.
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You’ve actually heard me? I thought it was a new way into your life, but I haven’t been ready for the Big Reveal yet. Grrrrrr.
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But if you do that, it might burn me up and then we wouldn’t have any chance to be together . . . oh, wait a second. I just got it. Grrrrrr.
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Receptionist: “There is a group of Shuhak’s family members and friends who wish to see him if that’s possible.”
Nurse: “Doctor Randall D Randall has ordered an extremely powerful sedative and Shuhak is resting quite comfortably right now, he cannot be disturbed for several hours.”
Receptionist: “Very well. And if they wish to speak with the Doctor?”
Nurse: “The good Doctor said something vague about finally having the opportunity he was waiting for, immediately arranged for a large rental van, then drove it directly to Shuhak’s home. That was right after upping the sedative‘s dosage from mild to very strong.”
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