The Australian: “Ewwwww, you were eating peanut butter just before kissing me, how DARE you! Grrrrrr”.
The American: “Ewwwww, well you were eating Vegemite just before kissing me, how dare YOU! Grrrrrrr.”
Q: which one of them has committed a worse infraction than the other?*
*Hint: we have approximately one resident Australian around here (Slart), and it’s probably not a good idea to side with his biases. Grrrrrrr.
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