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If they erected a statue in your honor, what would you have done to deserve it?

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Posted - November 17, 2016
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  • Written a few super good books -
    although I think the likelihood of that is about the same as finding a star on the other side of the universe without the aid of a Hubble.
      November 17, 2016 6:35 PM MST
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  • I'm trying to get one finished.  It's a good story but I'm stuck. 
      November 17, 2016 6:46 PM MST
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  • They say knowing the outcome is the key to the plot.
    I'm no expert, but I love playing with new problems.
    Message me if you like,
    for shared lateral thinking brainstorming.
    Or maybe post the scenario in a question and see how many different ideas people suggest.
    John Cleese once said, "The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting." This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 17, 2016 8:54 PM MST
      November 17, 2016 8:54 PM MST
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  • I'm not gonna make the joke I almost did.  Probably would need deleting.  ;)
      November 17, 2016 7:40 PM MST
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  • YOU don't have to do anything to deserve it - just being you is enough.
    I bet it's bronze too. ;-)
      November 17, 2016 9:08 PM MST
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  • 79
    Paid off my car.
      November 17, 2016 7:20 PM MST
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  • That would be statue worthy.  :) Not a lot of people can say that.
      November 17, 2016 7:41 PM MST
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  • 3191
     The only things I have ever done that might be considered of note are standing by and taking care of people.  I consider that standard procedure, however.  
      November 17, 2016 7:50 PM MST
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  • That's probably the best thing anyone could ever do. 
      November 17, 2016 8:05 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Yep...and people do it every day, all across the world.  :)
      November 17, 2016 8:11 PM MST
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  • It's more rare than you would think

      November 17, 2016 8:16 PM MST
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  • Then we need statues in every city erected in honour of all carers - such as a bronze of a nurse taking the TPR - perhaps in Rondanesque style.
      November 17, 2016 9:14 PM MST
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  • 3191
    That wasn't exactly what I was talking about hartfire.
      November 18, 2016 1:12 AM MST
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  • 13395
    My boss might have had a statue made of me leaning on a shovel when I was supposed to be working. 
      November 17, 2016 7:51 PM MST
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  • Sounds like something I would do. :)
      November 17, 2016 8:05 PM MST
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  • 5614
    Spared untold many?
      November 17, 2016 8:41 PM MST
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  • Love that one. 
      November 18, 2016 3:13 AM MST
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  • 411
    Something very heroic, I suppose.
    You either get statues for being a badass, a dictator or for being the best at something.
    I would prefer the heroic option. It's the most likely one.
      November 18, 2016 12:16 AM MST
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  • That's what I'd hope for as well. 
      November 18, 2016 3:13 AM MST
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