#Blame
I blame him for shutting down the fireworks where I live. :(
Yes, he turned me into a Jobsian Pod Person....;-D...
No.
I blame him for my break up with Randy D. Mr. B is so hot.
He is worse than Obama. I swear.
He is so contrary. I swear. If I ASKED him to turn me, he wouldn't do it. It is only if you don't want to.
Then he will kind of come out of his shell for one second. But only if you think he doesn't care. What a piece of work that one is. 
Beware. Just because you don't blame him, doesn't mean he's not after you.
?????????? "brom"?????????????? That is your name for him? Only you would come up with this.
Oh brother.
Don't tell him. That is the surest way to lose him for good. He must make you think he does not care about anything. So, tread carefully and don't care about him even more. This is how love with Bromide goes. Both parties must never admit to caring. Sex is strictly mental.
He will try and be too cool to answer this. Watch.
Cancer
Oh heavens no.
for giving birth to Tom
I blame him for millennials, global warming, and for the poor spacing between letters in the text of this site.
JA He did that too? God, insufferable.
Wut?
Ha ha! He has come after me once or twice with chameleon tactics.
I let it go.
If I ever see the real him, I will be interested to discover who he is.
#Responsible
#owns it
