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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

You are going to a massage therapist for the first time: What hurts the most and what needs help?

Posted - November 22, 2016
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  • My cockles.
      November 22, 2016 10:47 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Those are in the heart.  I can help.  Take 12 oxy and call me in the morning if you are able to dial.  You will have a change of cockles. 




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      November 22, 2016 10:50 AM MST
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  • Failed expectations and money wasted .. couldn't decide which ranked first ..
      November 22, 2016 10:53 AM MST
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  • 3934
    I don't think any massage therapist can get at my pain...;-D...

      November 22, 2016 10:55 AM MST
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  • 10992
    My left shoulder. Be gentle.
      November 22, 2016 12:49 PM MST
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  • 17590
    I only went for a massage once.  It was a horrible experience because I didn't want to take my clothes off; I saw no need, especially my bra and panties.  The woman was very scary as well.   
      November 22, 2016 7:46 PM MST
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  • 3523
    Sounds weird.  The lady in the picture on the very top here isn't totally naked.  Did you stay for the whole treatment?
      November 22, 2016 8:44 PM MST
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  • 17590
    I never did remove my panties.  I was happy when it was over.  Seriously, the dark room, candle, and strange music/noise didn't help.  That was 25 years ago and I've never thought about having another one.  I received another gift certificate and gave it away.   
      November 23, 2016 7:52 AM MST
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  • 3523
    Feet, legs, hips. Ouch.
      November 22, 2016 8:43 PM MST
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