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Ladies don't fart, amirite? And, I don't think they tinkle either..

Posted - December 3, 2016
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  • 19937
    We do both but we do it quietly instead of making it a competitive sport. :)
      December 3, 2016 8:53 AM MST
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  • DON'T FART I WHISPER INTO MY PANTIES
      December 3, 2016 9:04 AM MST
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  • They wish :P
      December 3, 2016 11:35 AM MST
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  • A lady is a woman who says, "Excuse me!" when she farts at the dinner table. So, yeah, I guess they do.

    But they don't sweat for, as Socrates (or was it Groucho Marx?) told us long ago, "Horses sweat, men perspire, women only glow." Mrs Didge used to be a triathlete and she glowed a LOT.

      December 3, 2016 12:04 PM MST
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  • Many ladies don't fart because they don't stop talking long enough to build up pressure. Bam, shots fired.
      December 3, 2016 1:25 PM MST
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  • BAM !!! Corey behave :p 
      December 5, 2016 4:55 PM MST
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  • I'll try but it's hard! :P
      December 5, 2016 5:59 PM MST
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  • That's what he said :p lol :) hi Corey ! How you liking this site ?
      December 5, 2016 6:03 PM MST
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  • LOL! I like it so far. Not bad. What about you?
      December 6, 2016 3:41 PM MST
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  • I love it :) lots of offside people like us here:) I wish my blurtit friends would be more active here though :) I miss you guys! I popped in there for a few minutes today and some idiot was trying to edit me ...I left before I lost my temper :/ 
      December 7, 2016 4:37 PM MST
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  • The only downside is that they are extremely biased politically which gets old after a while but I like it in general. I hop between the two sites, lol.
      December 7, 2016 6:27 PM MST
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  • Well ... You and I never agreed politically ... But we get along just fine :) maybe stay away from politics till you know who will be open to a reasonable debate / disagreement . Go to the fun questions ... Follow the force :p 
      December 7, 2016 6:43 PM MST
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  • You and I aren't crazies on our opposite sides of thinking. We still click, lol. Plus, you're a mind ninja and it's hard to argue with a mind ninja and win ;) May the Force be with you, master mind ninja!
      December 8, 2016 3:36 PM MST
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  • I must be a good mind ninja if you don't think I'm crazy ;p hi Cory !!! :)
      December 8, 2016 4:59 PM MST
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  • 3463
    We don't fart, we fluff. And ladies don't do it in front of company.
      December 3, 2016 2:49 PM MST
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  •  As someone once said, horses sweat, men perspire while ladies glisten .... As regards farting and such ... No, of course not...
      December 7, 2016 4:56 PM MST
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  • 7792
    If they don't tinkle, there would be a hell of a lot more reports of explosive bladders. This post was edited by Zack at December 7, 2016 7:47 PM MST
      December 7, 2016 6:30 PM MST
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