Really? THAT'S what you're going to wear?

"Objected" is much too strong a word. I merely felt jealousy due to you adhering to the other guy's predilection.  Try something like this instead, a happy medium:


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Why? Are we attending a funeral? You usually ask me to wear this:

This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 4, 2016 9:02 PM MST

Wrong guy, dear, wrong guy.  See, this is what happens when you have too many men, you get them mixed up.  I'm not the one with the school-girl obsession, remember?  I like them old(er).  Here's an example of what I'd want to see you in:




Wait, what are you doing with that riding crop?  Oh, ok, I'll allow it.  *Sigh, the things I do to please you.
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I don't know why you're pretending, you're among friends here. But I'll play along. You want an older woman in a black dress? Here you go, I've dressed to please you! This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 4, 2016 9:02 PM MST

C'mere, you!  I can't take any more of your flirtatiousness and teasing!


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You may have it, and good on you. I'd like the pizza one on the left, please. 

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Really?  I figured you for the middle one.  You are more of the he-man, sporty type of garment.  Not that wussy pizza shirt.  I really kind of liked that one on the right, the gummy worm shirt?  That intrigues me.  So real.  I wonder if it washes nicely?

Oh, you're referring to which one is better to wear. I was just focusing on which food I'd prefer to eat. Typical man. 

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