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I went hunting and killed a rabbit. Could I be pregnant?

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Posted - December 4, 2016
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  • No.... You be eating good though.
      December 4, 2016 3:11 PM MST
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  • That depends on a few things.

    * Were you alone when you went hunting or did you take a friend?
    * Was it a male friend?
    * What were you and your friend doing before you killed the rabbit?
    * Did his rabbit show any interest in your hutch?
    * Did you practice safe rabbiticide?

    Be grateful that your friend is the cause of your concern, and not the rabbit. (At least I hope it wasn't a rabbit. The gestation period for rabbits is only 31 days and, if that were the case, you'd have a litter in no time at all.)
      December 4, 2016 3:22 PM MST
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  • LOL! :D
      December 4, 2016 4:09 PM MST
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  • Hi Hartfire. Little girl in pet shop. "I'd like a fwuffy bunny wabbit, pwease."
    "Would you like a fluffy white bunny rabbit or a fluffy brown bunny rabbit?"
    "I don't fink my pyfon cares."
      December 4, 2016 4:39 PM MST
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  • LOL! :D ... Ari laughing too.

    I wonder if the little girl thinks the python prefers the the fluffier ones...
      December 4, 2016 11:13 PM MST
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  • PS -- Element 99 is a bloke - a bit past menopause too...
      December 4, 2016 11:24 PM MST
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  • I guessed from the question he must have been female. Just a parody on all the "could I be pregnant questions" then. We got a lot of those on Ask.
      December 4, 2016 11:29 PM MST
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  • 44355
    We had them on AB...always funny.
      December 5, 2016 6:41 AM MST
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  • It just occurred to me to look up Element 99. Einsteinium. He must be a pretty smart cookie.
      December 4, 2016 11:44 PM MST
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  • 46117
    He's a retired high school chemistry teacher.  He is awesome and nice and quite funny as a rule.  Prone to bouts of depression but always sweet and kind. 

    I'm his psychiatrist.  Ask me anything about him, he won't mind.  He trusts me.  LOL

    Welcome to Answer Mug.  I am Sharonna and I know everything.
      December 4, 2016 11:53 PM MST
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  • Thanks, Sharonna. Everybody's been very welcoming. It's a friendly community.
      December 5, 2016 12:47 AM MST
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  • 44355
    Yes you do.
      December 5, 2016 6:40 AM MST
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  • 44355
    That would be MANopause, dear.
      December 5, 2016 6:39 AM MST
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  • Knowing rabbits ... Probably yes ..
      December 4, 2016 4:19 PM MST
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  • Hi Ozgirl. What part of Oz?
      December 4, 2016 5:11 PM MST
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  • 7280
    If you were before you started hunting, you probably still are.

    Otherwise, see Didge's answer to work out the possibilities.
      December 4, 2016 5:26 PM MST
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  • 326
    YOU did what !!!

    Image result for rabbitoh cartoon
      December 4, 2016 7:33 PM MST
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