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Oomph, being an ordinary deadly earthling has its limitations. What limitations have you found recently, being an earthling?

Category: Silly Questions

You are an earthling, no? If not, do you still find limitations in your doings?

Posted - December 5, 2016
Tags : Silly Questions Limitations Earthling

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  • Being an Earthling going  on 37 I'm beginning to experience the limitations of an imperfectly evolved spine for bipedal mobilization.

    Backache
      December 5, 2016 9:34 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Ugh. That causes great awareness and you keeping up with your exercising to stay as fit as it gets.
      December 5, 2016 10:08 AM MST
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  • You said it sister.
      December 5, 2016 10:22 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Mhmm.
      December 5, 2016 10:36 AM MST
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  • 2052
    I can't pick up ma babee anymore.  :   (
      December 5, 2016 10:30 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Babee being your baby? Too old, or too heavy?
      December 5, 2016 10:38 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Ikr. Keep dreaming and you'll fly all over us. 

      December 5, 2016 10:39 AM MST
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  • 3934
    The unfortunate dearth of intelligent life on the planet...;-D...

      December 5, 2016 11:09 AM MST
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  • 17261
      December 5, 2016 12:54 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I am not an earthling having a spiritual experience.  I am a spiritual being having an earthly experience.

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 5, 2016 2:08 PM MST
      December 5, 2016 11:17 AM MST
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  • 46117
      December 5, 2016 12:23 PM MST
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  • 17261
    He's the best. :-)
      December 5, 2016 12:56 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Well, you know I love both you guys.  You both are a riot and a half, keep the great pics flowing.
      December 5, 2016 1:14 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I do not intend any other, and as I know WW he won't either. :-)
      December 5, 2016 1:18 PM MST
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  • 46117
    WW I didn't know you had blonde pigtails.  So cute. 
      December 5, 2016 11:32 PM MST
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  • 17261
      December 5, 2016 12:55 PM MST
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  • 46117
    OMG just totally gorgeous.   Thank you. 
      December 5, 2016 1:14 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I'm pleased you liked it. :-)
      December 5, 2016 1:17 PM MST
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  • 11005
    Gravity makes me fall down. I'm still recovering.
      December 5, 2016 12:20 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oomph. Gravity.

      December 5, 2016 1:11 PM MST
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  • Not having XNA. It's like DNA only different. I could, according to theoretical chemistry, be alien. That's a missed opportunity.
      December 5, 2016 1:16 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hmm. I'd miss your beautiful you. 

      December 5, 2016 1:26 PM MST
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  • Living on the flip side of the planet is a problem. Those of us who live down under have a habit of falling off. We get around this by wearing magnetic shoes to keep us anchored.

    That's why kangaroos jump. They don't got no magnets and keep falling off so they have to jump back down again. They're pretty smart, though, and have incorporated the jump-back-to-Earth into a forward motion. Saves tons of energy.
      December 5, 2016 3:02 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Takes skills... I see I'm missing out on even more in my earthling life. Hrmph.

      December 6, 2016 12:17 AM MST
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