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Benedict Arnold

Who's been having their fingers in my butter dish?

Category: Silly Questions
Subcategory: Fingers Caught

What's your excuse, punk?!

Posted - December 8, 2016
Tags : Silly Questions Butter Dish Fingers Caught

Responses


  • You caught me. sexy weird breakfast toast butter
      December 8, 2016 5:02 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Bad, bad boy!

      December 8, 2016 5:14 AM MST
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  • 53526
    It leaves you all tingly, doesn't it?


    ~
      December 8, 2016 5:22 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Nah, I just want to know who the punk was... Oh, I might ask them a question or two...



    Oopsie... Guess I got a bit carried away. I've been told I'm weird before, will that be any good as excuse?
      December 8, 2016 5:40 AM MST
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  • I thought you would be more of a margarine kinda girl.
      December 8, 2016 5:30 AM MST
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  • 53526
    No, no, no. I like 'em absolutely natural, nothing artificial. 



    ~
      December 8, 2016 5:38 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Oh. She should... Ehh... That should cover my butter consumption for a day or two... Ahem.
      December 8, 2016 5:51 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Noop. Always going for natural grease whenever it's an option. Mhmm.
      December 8, 2016 5:50 AM MST
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  • Natural grease? Re-word your question immidiately. 
      December 8, 2016 5:54 AM MST
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  • 17260
    To butter the bread..!?
      December 8, 2016 6:09 AM MST
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  • ROFLMAO.

    Don't listen to her! That's hilarious. Leave it alone as is.
      December 8, 2016 10:24 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Oopsie?
      December 8, 2016 11:00 AM MST
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  • 10
    That wasn't my finger...
      December 8, 2016 11:51 AM MST
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  • 17260
    Hmm. Okay, but I'll keep an eye open mister...

      December 8, 2016 12:15 PM MST
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  • 10
    I'm a grow-er, not a show-er...
      December 8, 2016 12:23 PM MST
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  • 17260
    Oh.

      December 8, 2016 12:36 PM MST
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  • 10
    It might be small, but I bet you can't say "Mississippi" around it....????
      December 8, 2016 12:46 PM MST
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  • 17260
    I would never know. Not my brand of cigar. Ahem.

      December 8, 2016 1:00 PM MST
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