Do your Christmas gifts look like they were wrapped by a 2 year old monkey?
I wrapped up a few Christmas presents today and I tried really really hard to make them look nice but by the time I was done I had to hide them at the back of the tree so no one could see the poor wrap job. Cheers and happy weekend!
Actually I used to be one of those people who got paid to do the gift wrapping in a department store, so when I wrap something it looks pretty good. However who has time to wrap? I buy gift bags and use them. Then I can reuse them next year. I also don't have any small children in my house, who might peek, so it works for me.
I find wrapping presents is like playing pool and having sex ... The more wine I drink before doing it the better I am at it ...Unless I have too much wine . Then yeah ... Monkey.
I get small gifts and get those little Xmas bags with the handles on them. Shove the gift in there wrapped in that tissue like paper. BAM!!!
This post was edited by Zack at December 10, 2016 7:56 PM MST
Monkeys have their purpose, but keep in mind, they might have their own agenda.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 11, 2016 4:29 AM MST