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Ladies: now, who of you will be the next I convert? Guys, take the other line, my friend will be there soon. Okay?

Apparently I'm a lethal lesbian just looking for straight women to convert. After all that is what us gay people do, right? So who will it be?

Posted - December 26, 2016

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  • 17261
    Lolz. Thank you dear. Someone got to do the dirty work not to disappoint the audience. ;-)
      December 26, 2016 3:44 PM MST
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  • 1128
    I know right?  LOL  Never disappoint the audience!! :-)
      December 26, 2016 3:50 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Never... After all I am a good girl.
      December 27, 2016 2:20 AM MST
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  • I don't know whom it'll be,
    I just know it won't be me. :)

    shaking head
      December 26, 2016 4:04 PM MST
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  • not in this case :)
      December 26, 2016 6:31 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I'm sure you'd make an amazing lady, but there might be one or two thing she missing. You're right dear. Can I suggest the other line for you? ;-)
      December 27, 2016 2:22 AM MST
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  • I AM a lady. 

    smile shy
      December 27, 2016 9:21 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I see. :-)
      December 27, 2016 9:23 AM MST
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  • Yeah..........I'm sure you won't be the only one to be surprised. Only one other knows. Not trying to deceive people, at all. It's simply the name I chose. :)
      December 27, 2016 9:25 AM MST
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  • 17261
    It sure is. I could have looked up your profile description. My apologies. Gave me a good laugh at my own prejudice though. I believe it makes no difference in how I have responded your comments previously, or at least I hope. :-)
      December 27, 2016 10:37 AM MST
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  • There's  absolutely nothing to be sorry naturally a good assumption, on your part, and everyone's. Well, anyway, I hope my being a woman doesn't change anything. :) Probably take some getting used to, at least, I'd imagine. 
      December 27, 2016 1:03 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Absolutely nothing changed. :-)
      December 27, 2016 1:18 PM MST
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  • 7939
    Well now, that depends. Do I get a membership card if I join the club? And, do I get discounts at my favorite stores? A sign-on bonus? What's the fine print? 

    I've always been attracted to manly men... you know, the lumberjack type. Built large, with rough hands, and a hairy chest. Switching teams is going to be a stretch, but if I'm going to convert, I might as well let you get the finder's fee for it.
      December 26, 2016 7:03 PM MST
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  • 3934
    And, of course, their lovely singing voices...;-D...

      December 26, 2016 7:26 PM MST
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  • 17261
    You'll get all the membership cards you want, you can even have a tattoo with my name on it. Lol. On top of that we got all kind of incentive programs, but they are negotiated in private. Mhmm. Your sign-on bonus will come with a big O (sorry for any puns).

    Now look, what you made me wear for ya...



    I can even grow back my bush and some nice armpits hair for ya. Sooooooo... See ya New Year's Eve... Don't come late... 'kay..? XD
      December 27, 2016 2:39 AM MST
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  • 7939
    Sold! That's the best deal I've been offered all day. (It's only 10am and I've been up for about 90 minutes. lol)
    You get bonus points for the lumberjack pic. She's cute. 
    ... OMG it's already happening! :o
      December 27, 2016 10:34 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Mhmm. I'm that good, Hun. And yeah, she is cute in that pic...that clothes is rather warm though, do you mind..?

    Welcome in the club. We count on a pleasant never ending stay among us, girl. Hehe. :-P

    Oh. How much of those body hairs do I need to grow back..? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 27, 2016 11:08 AM MST
      December 27, 2016 11:06 AM MST
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  • 7939
    Sold! That's the best deal I've been offered all day. (It's only 10am and I've been up for about 90 minutes. lol)
    You get bonus points for the lumberjack pic. She's cute. 
    ... OMG it's already happening! :o
      December 27, 2016 10:34 AM MST
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  • Lol :) just logged in after a few days away and I feel like I missed some drama:p I'll throw my two cents in then yeah.... I've never felt swayed in my sexuality. I know I prefer relationships with men and that is my personal preference. I think sexuality is not all black and white.... There is many shades of grey and I have found myself inside those shades and I've had a lovely time playing in them. But I know where I want to wake up on a Sunday morning :) or Monday.  I have had amazing sex with woman despite the fact that I  consider myself heterosexual for the most part. I was never swayed. I wanted explore that side of myself... And I have ... And it was lovely. I'm guessing lots of people do then want to blame it on " conversion tactics " it's okay to play in the grey .... Cos I said so :)
      December 26, 2016 9:10 PM MST
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  • 17261


    Ookaayyyyy... You made it right in front of the line... Now get closer... Ahem. :-P This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 27, 2016 8:12 AM MST
      December 27, 2016 2:45 AM MST
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  • Lessee... "..never swayed", "...prefer", "...preference", "...for the most part".
    Sounds like prime recruit material to me.
      December 27, 2016 10:48 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Yus. My point exactly. Jaimie girl has put herself right in the front of the line. Will you have the first go, hun?
      December 27, 2016 11:01 AM MST
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  • 2465
    What kind of idiot would say something that ignorant?  That's a joke, right?  
      December 26, 2016 9:33 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Wish it was. Mine will be one, and a sarcastic one... mhmm.
      December 27, 2016 2:40 AM MST
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  • 2465
    Just when you think people can't get any stupider, someone crawls out of the woodwork and lowers the bar even further, huh?

    Ya have to either laugh at comments like that or have the t-shirt made.   :)
      December 27, 2016 10:00 AM MST
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