Discussion»Questions»Humor and Jokes» Ladies: now, who of you will be the next I convert? Guys, take the other line, my friend will be there soon. Okay?
Yeah..........I'm sure you won't be the only one to be surprised. Only one other knows. Not trying to deceive people, at all. It's simply the name I chose. :)
It sure is. I could have looked up your profile description. My apologies. Gave me a good laugh at my own prejudice though. I believe it makes no difference in how I have responded your comments previously, or at least I hope. :-)
There's absolutely nothing to be sorry naturally a good assumption, on your part, and everyone's. Well, anyway, I hope my being a woman doesn't change anything. :) Probably take some getting used to, at least, I'd imagine.
Well now, that depends. Do I get a membership card if I join the club? And, do I get discounts at my favorite stores? A sign-on bonus? What's the fine print?
I've always been attracted to manly men... you know, the lumberjack type. Built large, with rough hands, and a hairy chest. Switching teams is going to be a stretch, but if I'm going to convert, I might as well let you get the finder's fee for it.
You'll get all the membership cards you want, you can even have a tattoo with my name on it. Lol. On top of that we got all kind of incentive programs, but they are negotiated in private. Mhmm. Your sign-on bonus will come with a big O (sorry for any puns).
Now look, what you made me wear for ya...
I can even grow back my bush and some nice armpits hair for ya. Sooooooo... See ya New Year's Eve... Don't come late... 'kay..? XD
Sold! That's the best deal I've been offered all day. (It's only 10am and I've been up for about 90 minutes. lol) You get bonus points for the lumberjack pic. She's cute. ... OMG it's already happening! :o
Sold! That's the best deal I've been offered all day. (It's only 10am and I've been up for about 90 minutes. lol) You get bonus points for the lumberjack pic. She's cute. ... OMG it's already happening! :o
Lol :) just logged in after a few days away and I feel like I missed some drama:p I'll throw my two cents in then yeah.... I've never felt swayed in my sexuality. I know I prefer relationships with men and that is my personal preference. I think sexuality is not all black and white.... There is many shades of grey and I have found myself inside those shades and I've had a lovely time playing in them. But I know where I want to wake up on a Sunday morning :) or Monday. I have had amazing sex with woman despite the fact that I consider myself heterosexual for the most part. I was never swayed. I wanted explore that side of myself... And I have ... And it was lovely. I'm guessing lots of people do then want to blame it on " conversion tactics " it's okay to play in the grey .... Cos I said so :)
Ookaayyyyy... You made it right in front of the line... Now get closer... Ahem. :-P
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 27, 2016 8:12 AM MST