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Benedict Arnold

I'm back! Any breaking news around this place I should be aware about? Where's my executive summary? Anyone? Please?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - January 5, 2017
Tags : Silly Questions Breaking News Executive Summary

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  • You deserve all that and more, of course.. but I've been a bit hit and miss last few days due to a cold/flu.  I am sure others are busily working on your summary.. if not you can fire them all :P
      January 5, 2017 11:57 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Get well soon. And fast, I miss those summaries on my desk. You're excused for now. ;-)
      January 5, 2017 12:02 PM MST
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  • In any order...

    Where have you been?

    That's nice.  Did you enjoy it?

    I didn't notice you were gone.
      January 5, 2017 11:59 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Hey, wait a minute... it's the other way around. Where is my summary?
      January 5, 2017 12:05 PM MST
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  • That was it I'm afraid - best I can do.  I don't really pay much attention to stuff that goes on.  Events and me tend to slide by one another without interacting.

    Nice to see you back though.  :)
      January 5, 2017 1:28 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Aww. Thankies. I was just away for a couple of hours though. Just making sure I didn't miss out on anything. Sweet of you to share. ;-)
      January 5, 2017 1:35 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Vini Vidi Vicci

    or Vini Vidi Type-i

    We came, we saw, we typed.  Same as it ever was.
      January 5, 2017 12:03 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. I see. 

      January 5, 2017 1:14 PM MST
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  • Nothing much.  Bromides house is still under siege by contractors.   I'm annoying.  Sharonna changed her avi again. Same ol', same ol'.


    PS

    Almost forgot.  Jimmy is still cracking corn and nobody cares. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 5, 2017 1:45 PM MST
      January 5, 2017 12:28 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 5, 2017 1:21 PM MST
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  • yes, booze, we need booze.
      January 5, 2017 1:43 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 6, 2017 1:06 AM MST
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  • Aha! You spoke too soon. I JUST finished changing my status. Nobody cares, though. I'll give ya that one.
      January 5, 2017 1:24 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Knew it, those summaries are worthless! I'm going to have a word with that reporter. Harumph!

    Truth, actions does speak louder than words. :-)
      January 5, 2017 1:31 PM MST
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  • I'm a true believer in that, and it's an important saying, but, alas, as Glis said................I'm JimmyCrackCornButYouDon'tCare.....it's alright with me, though. 

    Image result for jimmy crack corn gif
      January 5, 2017 1:35 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I'd be surprised any different. Hey. Found this one...

      January 5, 2017 1:41 PM MST
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  • Trust me.  Somewhere out there,  some uptight Gladys Kravitz with nothing else to do has a problem with it.  There's always someone worried about what everyone else is doing but themselves.
      January 5, 2017 1:46 PM MST
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  • Wow, now there's a corn cob!
    You are so right. I know someone JUST like that.
      January 6, 2017 6:32 PM MST
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  • Oh, again, you left? ;) Been away a few days,  myself. I don't have much to report, unfortunately. Hey, while I'm talking to ya............that link you shared with me.......only half worked.

    disappointment
    No fault of yours, though. 
      January 5, 2017 1:09 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 5, 2017 1:28 PM MST
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  • LOL. Yeah, I could join and vote and gawk around, but I can't ask nor answer. Don't know if that'll ever get that fixed.
      January 5, 2017 1:31 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hit me up in the chat and we'll see if we can find the little sucker spoiling the fun. Grrr.
      January 5, 2017 1:33 PM MST
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  •   January 5, 2017 1:39 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 5, 2017 1:48 PM MST
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