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Benedict Arnold

Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Category: Silly Questions.



What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the capital of Assyria?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted - January 7, 2017
Tags : Monty Python Silly Questions Bridge of Death Three (five) Questions Swallows Assyria

Responses


  • Wow, this is one of my favorite movies. I'm not answering the questions, I'd probably just turn back because I'm a coward when it comes to imminent death.
      January 7, 2017 4:02 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Love the movie. It's a great one. :-)
      January 7, 2017 4:15 PM MST
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  • What is your name?
    Manna Hart, born Amanda Sarah Anne Harcourt
    What is your quest?
    To nurture loving relationships and life, to learn wisdom, to become an excellent writer, to live a healthy life, well-balanced life and enjoy it, to be helpful when possible.
    What is your favorite color?
    Varies over time, usually its a colour combination. At the moments I prefer harmonies to contrasts, and cool colours for the hot weather.
    What is the capital of Assyria?
    Too complex because it depends on what period of the Bronze age is meant, mainly either Ninevah or Babylon.
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    About 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second, but that would depend on the wind speed and direction and the weight of the air due to humidity.
      January 7, 2017 4:11 PM MST
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  • 17261
    African or European swallow?
      January 7, 2017 4:16 PM MST
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  • European ;-)
      January 7, 2017 10:26 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Yus. You shall pass too.
      January 8, 2017 12:48 AM MST
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  • What? We don't get to have a Knights of Gnigh-ht play-fight?
    Aaaawe :(     ---  ;-)
      January 9, 2017 7:12 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Umm. I could only question your colour if anything, you replied correctly on all the others. Harumph. You know what though? You just said what!
      January 9, 2017 11:17 PM MST
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  • Tammy, true love, turquoise, and whatever Hartfire says. Can I cross? Although that bridge doesn't look very secure, has it been inspected by the National Association of Bridge of Death Safety Council?
      January 7, 2017 4:28 PM MST
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  • 17261
    You can cross. We don't need any associations running here. Mwahahahaha. Walk dear, just walk. 
      January 7, 2017 4:39 PM MST
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  • For those who didn't watch the film or Sapphic's film clip,
    Monty Python's knight won't let us cross no matter what we answer.
    We end up fighting and chopping off all the guardian's limbs,
    but the guardian doesn't stop fighting, trying to fight,
    or bouncing on his bleeding stumps wanting to continue fighting,
    and ends up yelling insults at us as we continue on our way...
      January 7, 2017 10:30 PM MST
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  • 17261
    It's even better shown. Such a laugh...

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 8, 2017 1:24 AM MST
      January 8, 2017 1:04 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I see what you did there. You may cross the bridge. :-)
      January 7, 2017 4:40 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hugs!
      January 7, 2017 4:46 PM MST
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  • Too many questions for me today cos my brain hurts ....I'm just gonna tuck,  duck and roll under bridge then and try my luck  ... Cos I said so ;) and rolling's good :)
      January 7, 2017 5:13 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 7, 2017 5:24 PM MST
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  • Meh :/ blank screen ....come closer so I can hear you :p
      January 7, 2017 5:30 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I'm real close... whispering...

    https://youtu.be/YbaTur4A1OU
      January 7, 2017 5:40 PM MST
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  • that's  better .... I can hear you now >whisper< good girl >whisper<  :)
      January 7, 2017 5:46 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Thankies says the good girl. Yay.
      January 7, 2017 5:49 PM MST
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  • 7792
    Sure. As long as those questions are about food.
      January 7, 2017 5:25 PM MST
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  • 17261
    No food questions, sorry. :-/
      January 7, 2017 5:38 PM MST
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  • Glispix

    On a quest to walk my dogs

    Red

    trick question


    Here's $20 leave me alone
      January 7, 2017 6:21 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Why do you always say I ask trick questions? I do not. The four capitals of Assyria were Ashur (or Qalat Sherqat), Calah (or Nimrud), the short-lived Dur Sharrukin (or Khorsabad), and Nineveh. and what's with the bribing, I'm a decent girl! Oh, is that Skittles I see... :-P
      January 8, 2017 12:55 AM MST
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