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Talk talk talk?

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Posted - January 18, 2017

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  • 17261
    Oh. That would be kind of self-enforcing... Kind of incentive program, no?
      January 18, 2017 2:05 PM MST
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  • 496
    *sad face*whispers* Sapphicheart, I could never do it long enough to get paid.
      January 18, 2017 2:22 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Aww. Dance, Milady?

      January 18, 2017 2:28 PM MST
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  • 496
    *big beaming face* I'd like that!! 
    Thank you for bringing me back. I's got scaret. :)))
      January 18, 2017 2:36 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Nothing like a dance and a glass of wine. :-)
      January 18, 2017 2:41 PM MST
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  • 496
    I'd stop doing anything for those two things. A little simple? No?
    Have a lovely day. :))
      January 18, 2017 2:46 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Simple didn't cross my mind, alluring might be more apt. ;-)
      January 18, 2017 2:55 PM MST
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  • "If what one has to say is not better than silence, then one should keep silent"
      January 18, 2017 2:08 PM MST
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  • 17261
      January 18, 2017 2:15 PM MST
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  • Yeah, I've been known to talk. 

    One night Mrs Didge and I went to a German wine cellar in Sydney's King's Cross. There was a live band and a tiny dance floor. The final dance was to Hava Nageela which is pretty fast at any time, but they pumped up the speed and, on that packed dance floor, we were motoring around at a speed that made it a wonder we didn't all end up on the floor. So much for the idea that booze impairs your ability to dodge. 

    Everybody finished on a high and as we all "Auf weidersehned" our way through the crowd, one guy said, "Non Allemande. Russki." So we ended up in a conversation with three Russian seaman (Matros in Russian was close enough to matelot for us to get the idea.) We didn't understand what they were talking about and they didn't understand us but we parted the best of friends. 

    I realised that night that the way to resolve the world's problems might be to get all the UN delegates drunk, pair them up with some vivacious dance partners, and pffft! no more war. 
      January 18, 2017 2:08 PM MST
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  • 17261
    That's it! 

      January 18, 2017 2:19 PM MST
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  • 46117
    They may have been "happy and numb" but that hardly qualifies as the way to run the world.  The next morning they will wake up with their hangovers and their bills and try and figure out the easiest way to pay them on someone else's dime.   That's politics for ya.  Hic.

    Good story though, it sounds like you had the time of your lives.
      January 18, 2017 3:12 PM MST
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  • Yeah, it was a memorable night. We got in a baby sitter, went to see Man of La Mancha, then off to the Cross to finish the night at the club. Some things you never forget. 
      January 18, 2017 3:15 PM MST
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  • 2500
    Someone must be listening to old show tunes . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkY09GQoJGo
      January 18, 2017 3:17 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Nah. That one will be too stereotypical and sexist in my opinion.

      January 18, 2017 3:39 PM MST
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  • 3523
    Okay, I forgot how to attach a video but here's the song, "Talk Talk" from the sixties.  Remember?  Before your time?
      January 18, 2017 9:07 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Nah. Who performs it? Sinatra?
      January 18, 2017 9:09 PM MST
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  • 3523
    The Music Machine.  They only had one hit and that was it.  I thought it was a pretty cool song when I was 15.
      January 18, 2017 9:24 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I'll have to look it up.
      January 18, 2017 9:27 PM MST
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  • 3523
      January 18, 2017 9:28 PM MST
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