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Lulu'sMom

Got any good jokes?

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Posted - January 27, 2017
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      January 27, 2017 4:46 PM MST
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  • 8214
    FACE PALM! hahahaha
      January 27, 2017 5:01 PM MST
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  • 8214
    hahaha so true, so true. 
      January 27, 2017 5:00 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I think I've mentioned it before here, but like it very much myself...

    A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, "Pig!" The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, "Bitch!" They continue on their way, and as the man rounded the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
      January 27, 2017 5:02 PM MST
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  • 3463
    LOL, good one.
      January 27, 2017 5:23 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I like it for a lot of reasons. ;-)
      January 27, 2017 5:32 PM MST
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  • A man enters a bar and sees a tall beautiful blonde at the corner of the bar. He smiles and sits next to her, and says, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The blonde responds threateningly, "I'm 6'3 with a black belt in Judo. My friend getting our drinks is a blonde, 6'0 and a marine. My other friend at the pool table is also a blonde, 6'2 and a professional wrestler. Are you absolutely sure you want to tell that joke?"

    The man smiles again and says, "Nah, I'm good. I don't want to have to explain it three times."
      January 27, 2017 5:54 PM MST
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  • 496
    Not a joke, but something that makes me laugh since I heard it a few days ago.
    Did you know that a waffle is a pancake with abs?   
      January 27, 2017 6:37 PM MST
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  • You will not believe what just happened. I was pulling into the gas station near the house. When I walked up I noticed these two police deputies looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her & was like, hmm what an idiot, with the police right there too!

    So I went in & got my drink & as I was checking out I hear someone screaming. I look outside & that woman's arm was on fire! She was tossing & waving her arm around & just going crazy!

    I ran outside & the officers had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with an extinguisher.

    When I walked up the officers put hand cuffs on her & were about to put her in the police car. I was thinking what in the world? So, being the concerned citizen that I am, I asked the officers what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough & one looked me dead in my eye & said: "Waving a firearm!"

     
     
      January 27, 2017 8:49 PM MST
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