Are you walking in the way of the lard?

Unfortunately, yes. Back in 2012 I walked off 50 lbs of lard in about six months. Now I am able to hobble along on a walking stick and only manage 4-5 km a day. It's not enough so, although I'm walking, it is piling on. Yes, brother, I am walking with the lard. 

I consider it a gift from the mighty and benevolent Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'amen. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 30, 2017 6:25 AM MST

Depends on how you define"Lard"! 

'Course...   The United  Church of Bacon.

http://religiondispatches.org/praise-the-lard-this-holiday-season/