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Are you walking in the way of the lard?

Posted - January 29, 2017

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  • Unfortunately, yes. Back in 2012 I walked off 50 lbs of lard in about six months. Now I am able to hobble along on a walking stick and only manage 4-5 km a day. It's not enough so, although I'm walking, it is piling on. Yes, brother, I am walking with the lard. 

    I consider it a gift from the mighty and benevolent Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'amen. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 30, 2017 6:25 AM MST
      January 29, 2017 9:55 PM MST
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  • Depends on how you define"Lard"! 
      January 30, 2017 6:27 AM MST
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  • When you get to the line (pardon the pun) you gotta laugh out loud. Ty!
      January 30, 2017 6:31 AM MST
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    'Course...   The United  Church of Bacon.

    http://religiondispatches.org/praise-the-lard-this-holiday-season/
      January 30, 2017 7:26 AM MST
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