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Down under?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - February 3, 2017

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  •   February 3, 2017 8:57 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Now that was what I call a different cover. 

      February 3, 2017 9:03 AM MST
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  • 6124
      February 3, 2017 10:45 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. Meet the parents!



    Link: https://youtu.be/QHJGoZpFeM8
      February 3, 2017 11:19 AM MST
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  • Down under? ... i really wish you northern hemisphere  types would get it right *sigh*
      February 3, 2017 12:13 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I'm dizzy now. Is this what they teach you in school? Is north and south also flipped in your world? Oh boy.
      February 3, 2017 12:16 PM MST
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  • We are taught the truth ... up is down and left is right... oz sits in splendid  isolation at the top :)
      February 3, 2017 12:25 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Up in the south? Hmm. Girl we need to have a talk about what down south means, it's not itching the hair on your scalp. Just saying. Mhmm.
      February 3, 2017 12:28 PM MST
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  • I'll schedule you in ... will 6 hours be enough?
      February 3, 2017 12:39 PM MST
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  • 17261
    For a starter. We can schedule a recheck by the end of the 6 hours. Ahem.
      February 3, 2017 1:00 PM MST
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  • Sounds like a plan... I'll just rip the rest of the pages from my diary now lol
      February 3, 2017 2:08 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Deal, guess we will get what's south and what's north at some point. Mhmm. :-P
      February 3, 2017 2:24 PM MST
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  •   February 3, 2017 12:38 PM MST
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  • Oi!
    Cut it out!
      February 3, 2017 2:07 PM MST
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  • How could I resist?  The set up was so perfect.

    I wouldn't make jokes if I thought down on y'all down there.  Or is thought up on y'all up there? I'm so very confused now.  Thanks a lot. :(
      February 3, 2017 2:28 PM MST
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  • Not too much of that retarded crap, if you don't mind. 

    But if we must look at it from that point of view would it be OK if we built our wall around Melbourne? It'll be a lot cheaper than building one right across the country and it'll keep all those Melbournians from infesting the rest of the country. 
      February 3, 2017 2:20 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Lol. A city wall. Aha.
      February 3, 2017 2:23 PM MST
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  • lol.   Melbourne's no good, eh?
    Too much  shuffling?
      February 3, 2017 2:30 PM MST
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  • Sydney and Melbourne are traditional rivals. Of course, we're always right and they're always wrong. 
    Did you realise that "Tasmania" is an aboriginal word meaning "not far enough from Melbourne" and that "Nullarbor" translates as "still not far enough from Melbourne"?
      February 3, 2017 2:33 PM MST
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  • Notice how with all this recent talk about the major Anglophone nations ( UK, Australia, Canada, USA) not one  person gives a one iota of recognition to poor o'l New Zealand.

    Where da' Kiwi's at?
      February 3, 2017 2:38 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Living the good life in silence, under the radar. :-)
      February 3, 2017 2:44 PM MST
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  • Ahh.   I thought they were just busy chasing sheep.
      February 3, 2017 2:49 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oi. Anyone seen any stereotypes recently? Haha.
      February 3, 2017 2:51 PM MST
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  • "Down Yonder"

      February 3, 2017 12:36 PM MST
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