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Who was Jesus?! A woman?!

Category: EP Questions.

Today will be a round of questions I asked at EP. Found my copy of 500+ questions from back then and thought I'd share some of them here. We could not add media there, so that will be new for every question re-asked here. 

3 good arguments that... 
Jesus was Black: He called everyone brother. He liked Gospel. He didn’t get a fair trial.
Jesus was Jewish: He went into His Father’s business. He lived at home until he was 33. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
Jesus was Italian: He talked with His hands. He had wine with His meals. He used olive oil.
Jesus was a Californian: He never cut His hair. He walked around barefoot all the time. He started a new religion.
Jesus was an American Indian: He was at peace with nature. He ate a lot of fish. He talked about the Great Spirit.
Jesus was Irish: He never got married. He was always telling stories. He loved green pastures.



3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Posted - February 9, 2017

Responses


  • 1523
    Jesus is the son of God.
      February 9, 2017 1:37 PM MST
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  • 17261
    According to a book, yus.
      February 9, 2017 1:42 PM MST
    0