What's your guardian angel doing right now?

I just saw him riding his Harley down my street. He usually stops on the way past to have a few words, has even taken me for a ride a few times, but so far hasn't asked the big question.  We're on first name terms. I call him Grim and he calls me Didge. Here's a selfie I took last time we went for a ride.

"Called me from Rio de Janeiro, told me she'd been in a car accident and to send more money. I've been thinking about getting her wings clipped!"

He's replying your questions. Psst. It's the one in the top of this thread. I did not do much to convince him being my guardian angel, and I did not pout or making puppy eyes. I'm a good girl and does no such thing. Ahem. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 14, 2017 10:16 AM MST

I think he's lost track of time.  He slipped out for a cigar and a cup of coffee when I was born and hasn't been seen since.

He's chasing his tail around the living room floor at the moment waiting for me to feed him.

Collecting unemployment and looking for a new job.

Sleeping

Shaking his or her head with a facepalm wondering how (s)he was stuck with me.