We already do. The employees all walk around with smiles on their faces because of the feel of the plastic against our skin. We have no morale problems, no silly bickering the employee sick days are reduced. We even have a fashion show the first Friday of the month and the prize is usually, you guessed it, a box of Hefty, Hefty cinch sacks.
It's getting late so I need to hurry off to dream land so the work day will come sooner. Nighty nite, don't let the bed bugs bite.
