TWITTER. (per Webster's Encyclopedic Unabridged Dictionary of
the English Language, Page 2043)
To utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird
To talk lightly and rapidly esp. of trivial matters; chatter
To titter, giggle
To tremble with excitement or the like; be in a flutter
Synonyms are flutter/tizzy/fluster
Doesn't that describe Donald J. Trump to a T? Doth it not represent the perfect epitaph? "Here lieth the TWITTERER who liethed constantly while alive"