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Benedict Arnold

If you had your choice of fantasy pets, which would you choose?

A dragon? A unicorn? A flying horse? A miniature lap giraffe? Where would you keep it? What would you feed it?

Posted - February 24, 2017
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  • One of those miniature Horses would be cool. Cutest darn things I've seen!
      February 24, 2017 6:30 AM MST
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  • B-but you'd need to become a miniature Rooster to ride it. 
      February 24, 2017 1:15 PM MST
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  • Dear Dozy,

    I already have an imaginary angel, her name is Merrilee and she is a bit drifty so she is all I can handle...

    She loves Immelmann maneuvers, but she is not very good at them yet so she is always crashing into things, and since she flies at the speed of light I am afraid she will hurt herself...feathers splatting all over, feathers in the soup...but she claims she knew Max Immelmann personally, so since 1916 she has been studying the old graphs, trying to learn his maneuver.

    Oh, and Merrilee loves Rooster, because he likes to talk about flying cool airplanes and stuff...
    Anyway as you see I really don't have time for any fantasy pets...

      February 24, 2017 10:18 AM MST
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  • Tell Merrilee not to be discouraged. She just needs a little more practice. Those Immelmans are tricky. 

    Hmm, do you suppose the plural of Immelman should be Immelmen?
      February 24, 2017 1:17 PM MST
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  • Looks like fun. :) 
      February 24, 2017 1:50 PM MST
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