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What one piece of advice would you offer to a newborn infant?

Posted - March 2, 2017
Tag : advice

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  • 5808
    advice
    to a newborn infant?
    like it is going to make any sense to him?
    Nah
    probably just feel/send some love his way
      March 2, 2017 8:03 PM MST
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  • "Listen to your parents!"
      March 2, 2017 9:08 PM MST
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  • Not all parents merit that.
      March 2, 2017 10:11 PM MST
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  • Use the toilet for Pete's sake.
      March 2, 2017 9:35 PM MST
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  • 745
    goo goo gaga.
      March 2, 2017 9:49 PM MST
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  • This dialect came up in STOS episode, "Friday's Child".  Spock found it curious, so do I. 
      March 2, 2017 10:13 PM MST
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  • 745
    Personally I just remembered an interaction between "Steve Austin" and Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock. It is curious, kind of like an infant would be..
      March 2, 2017 10:27 PM MST
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  • Hummmm.  Don't know this one.
      March 2, 2017 10:29 PM MST
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  • 745
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1635819/
      March 2, 2017 10:44 PM MST
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  •                                        "Learn to fight back!"
      March 2, 2017 10:40 PM MST
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  • AG

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    Dear baby, 

    This world expects you to learn too fast. So buckle up for the ride called life.

    -AG This post was edited by AG at March 3, 2017 8:51 AM MST
      March 3, 2017 8:28 AM MST
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  • 739
    Go back, kid! They voted for Brexit and Trump. It ain't a great time to be born. Try it a couple of decades later, when they will hopefully have sorted out the mess!
      March 4, 2017 6:14 AM MST
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