What's the most pointless argument you've been passionately involved in?

Religion.

uh..aaannnnd? who won?

Clearly the mayo won. Order was restored in the world. Justice prevailed. 

How long is the memory of a goldfish and whether it is longer or shorter than the memory of our office tea lady

I prefer the 1500 metres

If a teenager used "literally" the correct way. (This happened on vent and about five teens ganged up on me because I told one that they used the word incorrectly it was the dumbest 30 minutes of my life)

I wouldn't waste my "passion" doing anything pointless.

I'm more of a marathon girl.

Any significant conclusions came out of that?

Literally! :)

Ah. Good for you for being so evolved. 

Excuse me! Kilos! Let's get our facts straight. 

I never get into pointless arguments. EVER.  I see that and I am gone. 

Yes, the goldfish has a better memory but makes awful tea

Politics.

Lol! So, totally like for reals, huh?
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Wabbit season or duck season.
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