But I don't have to pretend, she died a few years ago.
(Ding dong, the witch is dead....)
About a year after that, Discovery magazine published a cover that had a picture of a skull on the front.
I kept it---it's really, really nice to have a recent picture of her.
And yes, even our kids came to the conclusion that she had become "poor white trash." (I'm not really sure what that means, but I like the description.