Do you have any exes that you pretend don't exist?

One ex.

But I don't have to pretend, she died a few years ago.

(Ding dong, the witch is dead....)

About a year after that, Discovery magazine published a cover that had a picture of a skull on the front.

I kept it---it's really, really nice to have a recent picture of her.

And yes, even our kids came to the conclusion that she had become "poor white trash."   (I'm not really sure what that means, but I like the description.

No, but I doubt I'll ever talk with at least some of them again. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 10, 2017 5:48 PM MST

Only my first wife that divorced me when I was overseas. Boy, was I glad to be rid of that one! No need to pretend about her at all.

Nah, luckily all my exes live in Texas.  While Texas is where I'd dearly  love to be,  I hang my hat in Tennessee.