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Element 99

Why didn't Heisenburg's chicken cross the road? My son actually answered this joke correctly.

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Posted - March 12, 2017
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  • Einstein would ask did he indeed cross the road or did the road cross him? ... it's all relative
      March 12, 2017 8:15 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    To peddle some meth.
      March 12, 2017 8:18 AM MDT
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  • Are you certain?
      March 12, 2017 8:31 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Yep. He didn't need to cross any roads because it's blue, b*tch!
      March 12, 2017 8:41 AM MDT
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  • SAY MY NAME....
      March 12, 2017 8:52 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    No, but I think the chicken was already there.
      March 18, 2017 1:33 PM MDT
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  • 2052
    He only exists if you look at him so it doesn't matter. 
      March 12, 2017 9:04 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    I was driving this big 40,000 lb. truck down the road at the posted speed limit. Up ahead, a woman crosses the road to go to the mailbox. She sees me coming and steps away from the edge of the road. Suddenly, a kitten trots out into the roadway and is heading towards the woman! 
      March 12, 2017 9:53 AM MDT
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  • Dilemma! If you time it just right you'll be able to get both of them.
      March 12, 2017 8:49 PM MDT
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  • Hi Element 99,
    Well Heisenberg came up with the Uncertainty Principle...complementary properties of a particle such as position and momentum can never be discerned with certainty at the same time...

    So Heisenberg's chicken, is he still trying to figure out where he is and how fast he should proceed, all at the same time? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 18, 2017 1:34 PM MDT
      March 12, 2017 1:42 PM MDT
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  • ...while, at the same time, trying to work out how to avoid the wheels of bhwilson's semi-trailer.
      March 12, 2017 8:51 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Also, I think Schroedinger's cat was there.
      March 18, 2017 1:34 PM MDT
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  • Well...the famous cat-in-the-box, that actually was both alive and dead...until we look?
      March 18, 2017 2:16 PM MDT
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  • Because he was already there.
      March 12, 2017 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Dang...that is the answer I made up...I think.
      March 18, 2017 1:36 PM MDT
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  • It's the only logical answer.  If we observe him that would cause him to immediately change position.   In theory he's essentially everywhere and anywhere at once.

    I think.   I mean we are to assume the chicken is on the quantum scale correct?
      March 18, 2017 1:48 PM MDT
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  • I'm not sure...
      March 12, 2017 8:51 PM MDT
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