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JakobA the unAmerican.

Do the Flying Spaghetti Monster have hairy meatballs ?

Further elaboration would be excessive.

Posted - March 13, 2017
Tags : Spaghetti flying hairy meatballs

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  • 22891
    no cause it dont exist
      March 13, 2017 10:34 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    And if he does could it be we have found a vedic influence that have helped shaping Spaghetti Monsterism as we know it today:

    Hairy Krishna, Hairy Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hairy Hairy
    Hairy Rama, Hairy Rama, Rama Rama, Hairy Hairy
      March 13, 2017 10:41 AM MDT
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  • Yep...Mohair. No elaboration necessary
      March 13, 2017 10:54 AM MDT
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  • I'm a member of a vegetarian schism. The question is one of correct doctrine.
      March 13, 2017 11:06 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Are you from a group that left the mother church with the "Low Fat meatballs" people and then split further off on your own ?
      March 13, 2017 11:32 AM MDT
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  • NO! You are a blasphemer!  I was touched by His noodlely appendage and vouchsafed the TRUTH!
      March 13, 2017 11:35 AM MDT
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  • You put this under Religion and Spirituality?
    How old are.you man?
      March 13, 2017 11:11 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    I am 67. Nice to meet you. how old are you?
      March 13, 2017 11:25 AM MDT
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  • I'll just leave it here.
      March 13, 2017 1:12 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Where it belongs. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is an acknowledged religion in the US. Tax free and everything.
      March 13, 2017 11:35 AM MDT
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  • 34236
    Actually the courts have ruled that it is not a religion and is satire.

    http://religionnews.com/2016/04/13/court-to-pastafarian-you-are-not-a-god/
      March 13, 2017 1:39 PM MDT
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  • I just wanted to let it go you see.
      March 13, 2017 3:13 PM MDT
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  • An unworthy question, Jakob. His Noodliness has spaghetti, not hair.

    And for the sake of those poor benighted heathen (to borrow an expression from Kipling) who don;t believe in him, here's a photograph taken on his recent visit to Oklahoma.

      March 13, 2017 1:08 PM MDT
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