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Benedict Arnold

Have you ever accidentally puked on someone?

Posted - March 22, 2017
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  • 508
    Never :p
      March 22, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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  • True story. I puked eating a sausage
      March 22, 2017 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    I have a few people in mind I'd like to "accidentally" projectile vomit on. Unfortunately, it hasn't happened yet.
      March 22, 2017 3:27 PM MDT
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  • 44597
    Probably on my mother when I was an infant, but I wouldn't remember that.
      March 22, 2017 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    Not on someone but all up their wall, badly; I went back over a year later and the stains were still there - don't ask!!
      March 22, 2017 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    Think of the wildest explanation... and you would probably be right!
      March 22, 2017 4:33 PM MDT
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  • You have 24 hours to fess up. I wanna know. lololol
      March 22, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
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  • Maybe it was an accident or maybe I pretended it was.   I can't remember any more.
      March 22, 2017 5:29 PM MDT
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  • Not yet but I live in hope...
      March 22, 2017 5:33 PM MDT
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  • No ..... But I did once have someone take me into men's bathroom and hold my hair while I pucked night we met .... We got married 3 months later :) also I once pucked in my purse in a car .... Never on someone though. 
      March 22, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • Se? That's what I'm talking about. True love
      March 22, 2017 6:02 PM MDT
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  • Yesssss!  it was :)
      March 22, 2017 6:03 PM MDT
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  • Meant say " puked and puked ... My phone is Canadian so " pucked" faaaking hockey .
      March 22, 2017 6:09 PM MDT
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  • 169
    Maybe when I was a kid..... But never as an adult.  I've only been that sick as an adult once and I still won't eat at Subway years later.
      March 22, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I won't eat Taco Bell ever again either after getting food poisoning once.
      March 22, 2017 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Bush puked on the Japanese when he was president. This post was edited by O-uknow at March 23, 2017 10:01 AM MDT
      March 22, 2017 6:33 PM MDT
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  • And trying to avoid another "Puke fest", the Arabs threw a shoe at him
      March 23, 2017 10:01 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Perhaps as a baby, but as an adult, I've never puked on anyone accidentally or on purpose.
      March 22, 2017 7:32 PM MDT
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  • I looking forward to growing old and puking on someone. 
      March 23, 2017 10:02 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Define "old."  I'm 71 and haven't done that yet. :)  I'm looking forward to growing old and hitting people with my cane.
      March 23, 2017 7:41 PM MDT
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  • I have not. Puked in front of someone, yes, but not on someone. 
      March 23, 2017 10:03 AM MDT
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