What you heard and what I said isn't always the same thing? ^^,

People eh - always making mistakes like that aren't they.

Well that is a relief.  

Have you been talking to Mrs Didge? 

I'm as deaf as a post and we get some comical misunderstandings at times. All those comedy sequences i used to laugh at in old B-grade comedies are now real life. :(

Well then, be clearer and there won't be any misunderstandings in the future.