Care to share a memorable news cartoon or headline?
When Inverness Caledonial Thistle (aka Caley) defeated mighty Celtic in the Scottish FA Cup, the news headline read, "Super Caley go ballistic. Celtic are atrocious."
Dozy your Thistle v. Celtic headline is not to be equalled, and my offering does not even fulfill your criteria...
But I think you will like this anyway, plus recognizing how important this is for a daily morning exercise, not to mention you will already recall it I'm certain!
Benedict Arnold 