Thing: The bathroom vent flap. Technically, I didn't break it, just managed to send the thing flying off the second story when I poked it with a long stick to see if it was working. I just need someone with a really long ladder to put it back up.
Bones and such: I slipped helping put new insulation in the attic a month back and pretty sure I broke a rib.
I'm kind of clumsy so I'm sure I'll break, bruise, or unnaturally bend something else pretty soon. I'm about due.
Benedict Arnold 