I would go if there was a money back guarantee there are no men. Otherwise, as soon as I save enough money, I'm buying my own island. By my calculation, should only take me another 1,378 more years to have enough. Or, maybe I can just conquer something. Is anyone still using Alcatraz?
Of course. Not that I hate men, mind you. One I miss dearly was responsible for my existence. Plus, we might need one to stop in now and again to change the oil on the lawn mower. Or do math.
I'm afraid the grass will be an issue if you live on an island large enough to sustain plant life enough to feed you. I have proposed Tammy take over Lanai, it already has the infrastructure needed and only 3,000 or so people... You'll not want to build super close to the beach in case of a Tsunami, that could really get you wet.
We had a couple Tsunami scares and a 6.8 earthquake when I was in Maui county. It is the perfect place for you to turn into an all woman island and Maui is only about an hour away by ferry if you need a man to do anything, but that is doubtful with all the Samoan and Tongan women that inhabit the area.
Perhaps you could take over Lanai, from there you can see Maui and Molokai.
There are only about 3,000 inhabitants on the island, should be rather easy to enslave them or convince them you are a goddess that has come to help them take their land back from the USA.
It is a lovely place, I spent a couple weeks there, no airport so you'll need a ferry or a helicopter for initial visit. The takeover will need to be slow but I believe within 10 years you'll have it under your control if you play your cards right and can learn to live off tropical fruits, fish and seafood. The weather is always such that you'll not need heat and cooling.
Thank you. I will start immediately on my plan. I don't believe it would take long for all my charms to woo them to my cause. If that doesn't work then my dragons will help.
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