I do enjoy talking about something I don't relate to every once in a while.. especially if it includes some degree of pain I will thankfully never undergo :)
It is neither an appealing body cream or a condiment. We left out the over powering stink of AXE body spray combined with the smell of onion pizza, toe jam and hyperactive teen testotosterone. It's freaking revolting
Yeah that's a big reason I never cared about a hotel having a pool. It always has that cocobutter stench and disgusting surface sheen from people putting it on before jumping in. Why even bother taking showers if you're just gonna grease yourself down in that chit?