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Benedict Arnold

What's the best defense against hipster infestation?

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Posted - April 11, 2017
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  • 6124
    They have a tendency to infect everything they come into contact with. Sterilization is your best option.
      April 11, 2017 5:50 PM MDT
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  • We could  weaponize hipsters in order to defeat ISIS. 
      April 11, 2017 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I could get on board with that.  What do you have in mind? 
      April 11, 2017 5:59 PM MDT
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  • Not sure yet.   Working on it now.
      April 11, 2017 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I'll wait.
      April 11, 2017 6:08 PM MDT
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  • Got to be careful with this one.   We don't want  Hipster extremists.
      April 11, 2017 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    You mean extremist like this?


    or like this?

      April 11, 2017 6:21 PM MDT
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  • O_o
      April 11, 2017 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    This is another solution to your OP

      April 11, 2017 6:30 PM MDT
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  • LMMFAO.  That will do it.


    (You don't how bad I could go for those Spirit lights right now.)
      April 11, 2017 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Hipsters drink Pabst? None of those items look tempting to a hipster.
      April 11, 2017 9:55 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Possibly not anymore but I only report the news here, I don't create it.

    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/whatll-you-have-not-a-pabst-blue-ribbon-2015-07-16
      April 12, 2017 3:03 AM MDT
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  • Congratulations your area is hipster free.
      April 12, 2017 4:48 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I like his mustache.  It looks like a baby version of the Snidely Whiplash.

      April 13, 2017 8:43 AM MDT
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  • 1002
    Just put up a sign that says: "Now hiring" :)
      April 11, 2017 6:04 PM MDT
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  • Biker gang. Old school Hells Angels types. 
      April 11, 2017 6:27 PM MDT
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  • You  aren't playin' around are ya' Z?  Pullin' the big guns.
      April 11, 2017 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    Grow a good old-fashioned mountain-man beard. Be a grizzly adams. Let it run wild. None of this hybrid crap. 

      April 11, 2017 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    A square mile ban on Starbucks.
      April 11, 2017 9:54 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Hi Evil Pink.

    Why do we need such a thing?  They are their own worst defense of themselves, thinking that their behavior and view of the world is the UTMOST in Groovy.

    They are just plain SILLY. 

    Just laugh at them.  You will crush their ego.  It's their breath of life.

      April 13, 2017 7:34 AM MDT
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