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Benedict Arnold

Jack has $769. Jill needs $769 to get her teeth fixed. How does Jill get Jack to give her the $769? I'm asking for a friend

Posted - April 18, 2017
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  • Hit him in the head with a banjo?

      April 18, 2017 5:27 PM MDT
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  • She just want's $769. She doesn't want to get married. 
      April 18, 2017 5:56 PM MDT
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  • Good knee pads ! 

      April 18, 2017 5:29 PM MDT
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  •   April 18, 2017 5:35 PM MDT
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  • Those are a whole better than WingedWonders!
      April 18, 2017 5:55 PM MDT
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  • Looking at those chomperrs Jack may like the current arrangement .. just saying This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 19, 2017 1:45 PM MDT
      April 18, 2017 5:34 PM MDT
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  • That's one way to look at it. You can't peel grapes without a blade
      April 18, 2017 5:54 PM MDT
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  • I was thinking more bananas
      April 18, 2017 5:57 PM MDT
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  •   April 18, 2017 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMFAO!
      April 19, 2017 1:37 PM MDT
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  • What's the square root of 4761?
      April 18, 2017 5:51 PM MDT
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  • EXACTLY! You little hog swaggler!!!!!


      April 18, 2017 6:04 PM MDT
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  • If you're cooking hot-dogs, you better have the buns :D
      April 18, 2017 9:13 PM MDT
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  • Make like Steve Millier and go on take the money and run!!!
      April 18, 2017 5:51 PM MDT
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  • LMAO

      April 18, 2017 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    LMAO
      April 18, 2017 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 508
    everyone knows the answer to this... Sex.
      April 18, 2017 7:27 PM MDT
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  • Have you seen Jill?  I mean...really taken a good look?!
      April 18, 2017 10:58 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    I set Jack & Jill up on a date. Jack pays me $1538.00. I lend Jill $769.00 low interest. Jack & Jill both get what they want and everyone is happy :)
      April 18, 2017 8:36 PM MDT
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  • (awkward pause)  Combining loan sharking and pimping  *smh*
     

      April 18, 2017 10:56 PM MDT
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  • 17261
      April 19, 2017 1:29 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    maybe she should ask him to loan it to her, or offer to work for it or trade something she has for it, also, they have programs out there that will pay for stuff like this, she needs to look into it
      April 19, 2017 9:41 AM MDT
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