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Benedict Arnold

Have you ever considered this?????

Placing used plastic grocery store bags over your head and using them as a face mask

Posted - April 19, 2017
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  • 745
    ALL. THE. TIME.
      April 19, 2017 9:38 PM MDT
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  • Please don't.  You seem like one of the good ones.
      April 19, 2017 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 745
    you're right, I am one of the good ones, I prefer a more dignified approach; a cardboard box.
      April 19, 2017 10:25 PM MDT
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  • Sometimes I just want to hide in a large culvert pipe under the highway.
      April 19, 2017 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 745
    have you considered the crazy idea that maybe we're soul mates?
      April 19, 2017 10:29 PM MDT
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  • Not until now.
      April 19, 2017 10:38 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    I think about doing that to the ex-wife all the time, but she wouldn't be wearing it as a face mask. This post was edited by Zack at April 20, 2017 6:45 AM MDT
      April 19, 2017 9:45 PM MDT
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  • I hear that said a lot.
      April 19, 2017 9:47 PM MDT
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  • Not for my face.   I have put trash-bags on my head so I don't get my hair wet and they work great if you're hard-up for a condom.

    They also make great invisible man costumes for the kids! Isn't that a cute idea?



     This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 20, 2017 6:45 AM MDT
      April 19, 2017 10:19 PM MDT
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  • Next time try slathering the member in Liquid Bandage.   Just lay it on thick.
      April 19, 2017 10:21 PM MDT
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  • Thanks for the great tip...A dollop of Duck-butter used a a plug works well, too
      April 19, 2017 10:23 PM MDT
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  • Try ginger roots.
      April 19, 2017 10:24 PM MDT
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  • Excellent...Any better than these? You can get a handful at your local hardware for about $.39.  Just tap them in
      April 19, 2017 10:27 PM MDT
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  • Great grip.
      April 19, 2017 10:38 PM MDT
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