Its the end of my work day. Would anyone like to massage my sore foot?

Sure...I'm a foot guy but you must let me massage both. Maybe a pedicure too.

End for you, beginning for me. I should be getting ready instead of being on here. 

Sure! Stretch it out here to West Texas and I'll massage it for you. However, I just chopped a few jalapeño peppers, so that may burn a little. It's difficult to get rid of the capsaicin oil in your skin, even if you wash your hands.

Yeah...I chopped some Habaneros and scratched in the wrong place.