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Combat roach killer says it kills roaches for 3 months... Do they come back as zombie roaches after that?

Posted - June 21, 2017

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  • "No one's lived to tell the tale!!" BRAHAHAHA!!
      June 21, 2017 12:46 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    O_o
      June 22, 2017 1:03 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    They lie about the 3 months. Cockroaches always return as Zombies after 30 days. This post was edited by Harry at June 22, 2017 1:03 AM MDT
      June 21, 2017 3:47 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    D: That explains a lot, actually. I guess you have to cut off their little heads. Ewwwww...
      June 22, 2017 1:03 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Everything and everyone in Arizona will turn into zombies if that heat keeps up.
      June 21, 2017 7:22 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    lol "turn into." We already are.
      June 22, 2017 1:04 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Not exactly.   There are SO many naturally that it is impossible to kill them all.   They are determined to survive at any cost and they are doing a much better job of it than we are.  We can kill them all if we blow up the planet and kill ourselves as well.  Since many people on the planet have devolved so much, it is kind of poetic justice. 

      June 21, 2017 7:26 AM MDT
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  • And after three months they shall arise.
      June 21, 2017 7:37 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Not only will they come back, they will rule the oxygen breathing world!
    I do believe when we are all done playing human games and killing ourselves and many other innocent animals on this lovely planet, they will rise again.  They will rise with vengeance and free will.  They will be stronger from all the insecticides we have dumped on them through out the years and survived.  They will be larger because there will be plenty of good food as we lay there decomposing. All of our buildings and belongings will be empty.  Plenty of food.  They will be stronger because of the mass quantities of them.  I can picture it now.  The strongest, largest and most spiteful bug that ever walked the Earth.
      June 21, 2017 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    That's the spirit. I feel better already.
      June 22, 2017 1:05 AM MDT
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  • 10026
     cockroach roaches joes apartment GIF

      June 22, 2017 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 10026

    A Frightening Thought !!!!!  
      June 22, 2017 3:58 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    maybe, i use pest repellers in my apt, and after getting bedbugs i took one of the pest repellers and moved it into my bedroom and havent seen one since, wonder why
      June 21, 2017 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 34283
    Never had any luck with those. I use the Hot Shot gel that is in the giant syringe.
      June 21, 2017 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    Good to know.
    This probably sounds horrible, but a friend of mine has a roach problem and seems content to live with it. I was looking at Combat because I think I can hide them without my friend knowing I've done it. lol I don't know if I could get away with the gel, but I'll keep it in mind as a backup.
      June 22, 2017 1:07 AM MDT
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  • 34283
    Actually as long as she doesn't see you use it, the gel is less noticable than the baits. The gel is clear. Just put it in the corners  here and there. 
      June 22, 2017 6:09 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    lol You're bad, but brilliant! :D Thanks!
      June 22, 2017 4:16 PM MDT
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