Are you looking for me?

No, I'm not looking for anyone. 

I already know where you are. I already know.


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And you can't get me out of there either. 

Noted

Intense therapy doesn't even put a dent in it. What have you DONE to me?

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I have talked to you for several years straight on an at least weekly basis.    When you were not on here for several weeks when the Bag folded, I seriously was wondering..... WHERE IS THAT MAN????  I wasn't done with you yet. 

I pined for you openly on here.

Lol. You most likely used telepathy to draw me here to AM. I'm going to court as soon as City Hall opens so that the judge can reinstate that protection order.

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Never

Actually I"m looking for some great-tasting danishes.

No I am looking for your evil twin sister.

And yet, you cannot seem to avoid my questions to tell me about it.

I'm not looking for you either dear.   I don't go to those places. 

That would necessitate the word "eviler" then.

Where do you live?   Maybe I can help.