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Is it true those who can't elope eat cantaloupe?

Posted - June 27, 2017

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  • Bah no! I don't like cantaloupe ... but I'm pretty sure I can elope. I think I answered this question  incorectly .. I do what I want. No cantaloupe and I can elope ... cos I said so. 

    https://youtu.be/ThT2AXM_nTw
      June 27, 2017 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha ha reminds me of your trip, Jamie;))
      June 27, 2017 10:36 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) my trip was nothing like that! No love .. barely any memory of It at all to be honest... I went with a group of good friends so was safe. But they're all jerks so keep posting on my FB page random pics and shizzat from trip  with link to this song.... FYI my clothes never fell off :) I hate them all... I have no friends :/ 

    https://youtu.be/Nj2700em-JQ



      June 27, 2017 10:42 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Jamie can't  open the link;((
      June 27, 2017 10:54 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    True...but also you can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish.
      June 28, 2017 7:05 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    People who can't elope may already be married

    a : to run away secretly with the intention of getting married usually without parental consent
    … Waterman was a peevish child who grew into a defiant teenager, eloped at 18 largely to shock his father, and then—far too young—was a father himself. — Elizabeth Gilbert
    b : to run away from one's husband with a lover
    “ … when they had been married nearly seven years, and were within a few weeks of the time when the brother's death would have adjusted all, she eloped with a younger man, and left him.” — Charles Dickens
      June 28, 2017 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    its possible
      June 28, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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