Will I get zika if I go to Disney World?

Well I was hoping it would appear at least from the Olympics in South America.  Isn't that where it was?  Anyway, I'm sure some illegals will sneak into Disneyland, or better still get JOBS there with their fake green cards and spread that shit world- wide.  I mean everyone goes to Disneyland. 

Then, we can have the terrorists shoot up the place in protest. 

That's Amerika, buddy.

lol

I doubt it. :)

I hope not!!

I think this humor is lost on you. 

But thanks for trying to at least think.   Maybe next time.

No but you might get shot by a gato. 

gato means cat in Mexican.  I mean Latino. I mean Spanish.  You know those people who are brown but lighter than the black people.