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Mr. Bromide

Will Millenials stop drinking Starbucks when they realize one day they can't fit into their skinny jeans?

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Posted - July 6, 2017
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  • I don't drink Starbucks. But I intend to wear skinny jeans for many years to come :)
      July 6, 2017 9:06 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    They will go broke from Starbucks' prices before they ever have to worry about it. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 6, 2017 10:48 AM MDT
      July 6, 2017 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Perhaps they will stop drinking Starbucks when they realize that fecal matter has been found in some of their cold drinks.  Imagine that - $6 for a cup of joe and they throw in the fecal matter for free.  What a company.
      July 6, 2017 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    I thought their coffee was fecal matter. 
      July 6, 2017 10:49 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I don't drink it, so I can't confirm that. :)
      July 6, 2017 12:30 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I hate to break it to you, but any large manufacturer of any product has fecal matter, bug parts, etc., in the mix.

    I don't know why that scares people so much.   We consume a lot of garbage.  That is why we have immune systems to deal with bacteria.

    All poop is, is a larger amount of waste and bacteria.    We are human garbage cans.


    Do you seriously think while you chew your cooked bloody muscle that was once a cow or pig, that you are safe from gross now?

    LOL

    We are animals.  And that story about Starbucks was probably spread by a jealous rival.  When you cook the brew, you remove the poo.

    At least the danger of poo.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 6, 2017 12:40 PM MDT
      July 6, 2017 10:50 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I understand that to be the case.  However, since they specifically made it a news item, I took it to mean OTHER THAN NORMALLY ACQUIRED fecal matter. :)
      July 6, 2017 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Besides, I'd rather get my fecal matter from Dunkin Donuts.   
      July 6, 2017 1:19 PM MDT
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  • 7943
    OMG Mr. B. You are so behind on the times.

    First, many of us are Xennials now. Yeah, us older "Millennials" refuse to be associated with that crowd.
    https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/06/28/xennials_a_23006562/

    Secondly, skinny jeans are out. I know this because I saw a blurb show up on my iPhone's news feed a week or two ago. I didn't read it, and I no longer remember who published it, but here's an article that says the same thing.
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/style/are-skinny-jeans-really-over-and-if-so-what-to-do-about-it/

    Lastly, an iced skinny late is just 60 calories and a non-fat caramel macchiato is only 140. So, even if I was one of those Millennials who somehow missed the memo that skinny jeans are passe, I could totally have 10 non-fat caramel macchiatos a day and be fine because I just wouldn't eat unless my mom bought me dinner, but that's beside the point.

    Thankfully, I'm a yoga pants-wearing Xennial, so I can have my full-fat caramel macchiato without worry of outgrowing my super stretchy athleisure attire. Pardon me while I use my iPhone to order dinner on UberEats or Yelp. Going out to get stuff is too much effort.
      July 6, 2017 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 2971
    OMG. I'm going to delete my MySpace page because I can't be seen on the internets anymore.
      July 6, 2017 12:46 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    thats up to them, some people will drink it anyways
      July 6, 2017 1:35 PM MDT
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