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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

Melania Trump Wants to Make Donald’s Birthday One He’ll ‘Never Forget’ Oh wow. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

People like this are never satisfied.  They always want it to be bigger and better to fill those empty holes.


Melania obviously needs hers filled.  Any suggestions to make Donald's birthday the ONE he will never forget until the next birthday, that is?

Posted - July 8, 2017
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  • I have many and they all involve a backhoe and a very deep hole

    How many birthdays does that fat, orange jackass get anyways? Why should we care?

    Maybe his jackboot supporters wanna get out and there, raise the swastikas and chant Heil Trumpler, but I don't care. For me the perfect birthday present for this old, racist piece of garbage would be a stroke or a sudden heart attack. 

    Kathy Griffith was right. Trump's head on a stick would be perfect. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 8, 2017 6:46 PM MDT
      July 8, 2017 12:16 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Go goat GO GOAT GO GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 8, 2017 1:55 PM MDT
      July 8, 2017 12:33 PM MDT
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  • I'd say he's already had his special birthday present ... Maybe Melania has a sister to help out. 
      July 8, 2017 12:17 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That is just another Monday in the Trump bedroom.

    THIS HAS TO BE REALLY HUOOGE.  Maybe a penis extender would do it.


      July 8, 2017 12:36 PM MDT
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  • 3463
    A one way ticket to Russia.
      July 8, 2017 12:28 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Maybe Kim un Jong will launch him over there and do us a favor.

      July 8, 2017 12:37 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    She'll need to start with a wenis pump and a bottle of little blue pills to get his gherkin going.  
      July 8, 2017 12:41 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    cant  think of any suggestions right now
      July 8, 2017 1:45 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I have several suggestions all, of which would bring several of the intelligence agencies to my door.
      July 8, 2017 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    push him into one of his golf course
    water ponds
      July 8, 2017 10:36 PM MDT
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