(I'm not taking the bait. I had another word in mind but I know you will call DIBS on it and then there won't be any men left in the world to service me).
The Sheaffer Pen Company made what it called a "Pen for Men" It was bigger (thicker) than the typical fountain pen and was manufactured manufactured from 1959 to 1968.
Patience, Harry. I knew you were female, but it is just now that I am truly letting that fact reprogram my primary thoughts of you. (I'm sure the angry sex dialogue help me considerably in that regard.)
And we can easily begin the rest of the evening with a nice shower.
LMAO! I almost told you that I would teach you about angry sex if you were of a mind to come over. Then I thought I might be getting myself into trouble with your wife.
Ohhhhh Tom , you know I love it when you talk "pen" to me... and after all these years together of me trying to steal you from your wife;) .... i have almost won you over , aye? I'll get your house yet ;) hosè .."H" .. P SAME Difference :)