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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

Does the fact that there's no gun in your pants mean you are NOT happy to see me?

Posted - July 18, 2017
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  • 22891
    no, it just means  i hate guns
      July 18, 2017 2:59 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm always happy to see you Mae West. Did you know she was only five feet tall?
      July 18, 2017 3:02 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    So she was five feet wide and five feet tall, a perfect square.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 18, 2017 3:33 PM MDT
      July 18, 2017 3:31 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Actually "A gun in your pants" is the alternative to "Happy to see her". A natural male physical reaction to the presence of a girl he like the looks of.
      July 18, 2017 4:07 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Why are you EXPLAINING the joke to ME?

    I am the one who made the joke.  DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      July 18, 2017 4:43 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    In that case I need you to explain the joke to me.
      July 18, 2017 7:01 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Jakob, dear Jakob,

    I will be so happy to explain whatever it is you wish.  But you just explained it to ME.  So why would you need anything explained after you explained it?   I am just remarking that I was confused as to why you would explain it to me when I was the one who made the joke about it in the first place?


    Does that make sense?  Or am I misunderstand you?  Maybe I have it wrong here.
      July 18, 2017 7:04 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Who says i dont have a gun in my pants.
      July 18, 2017 8:49 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Ok.  You have a gun, now help me explain what I mean to Jakob here..  

      July 18, 2017 9:40 PM MDT
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