Hey guys...seriously can you not post essays on my questions? I already have a short attention span. TL; DR thank you. :0)

m'kay.

# I do.

You don't get to tell me what to post. 

1.  If you don't want to read it, skip ahead to Bromide.  I know that is the only reason you care to ask a question   

#jealous of Bromide

2.  I also favor numbering my essays to make it even longer.  It takes more space.

#irritating people gets attention

3.  I am an attention addict.

4.  That is why I post pictures and music.  It makes you look more.

The end. 

I am the best at irritating

*lmao!

Laughing out loud

LOL

No. You're welcome.