Are you on AM at least partially because you're hiding from something?

Same here.

I've been shoving shortbread cookies in the door jams then having my manservant pelt them with urinal cakes. Lure them in then hit them with the okeydoke.

Sleep well Marguerite.  :-)

I've hung socks stuffed with urinal cakes and shoved chicory in all the door jams yet they have figured out how to void all my defences.

Thank you Glis.

And this place wouldn't be the same without you here to entertain us mental patients with your nonstop hijinks.

Aw, how sweet LyricalOne. Let me go get us all some coffee and celebrate our good times together. Be right back. ;D 

Careful. That's how you attract alien life forms who keep asking to send a probe to Uranus.

I have a story about this that has to do with my old best friend Chris Logan, the Daley Center courts and toilet paper trailing down her leg when she walked back into the courtroom.

lOL

I second the motion and two thumbs up LyricalOne.
 But.... you're part of the whole fiasco!!  Between the two of you, I always have a great time reading and following your antics with word play and over-all giddyness.

Fiascos seem to have a way of following me wherever I go.   ;-)

I'm sorry, what?

Awww!! SNAP!!

Whew!! I think I'm finally safe......

I used to be scared of flying monkeys and wicked witches riding a bike and power brooms with smoke.  
I see the world has created yet another non-flying but now fully equipped entity.  Does she have her pilots license?  By her glasses, I'm assuming, yes ;)

Oh I had to pipe in, because that flying monkey thing was a nightmare for me since I was about 3 years old.  LOL

And the witch?  She was in my dreams that turned to nightmares for a good year or so.

That witch was pretty intense.

Dont worry, youll be safe with me....... 

      

LOL