My ex and I would have to get married at my friend's house out in the country in his living room because I first met her there at one of his crazy house parties.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 8, 2017 3:40 AM MDT
By the office water cooler. He let me fill my glass ("Ladies first," he said) though he was there before me.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 8, 2017 3:40 AM MDT